We’re going back about four thousand years to decapitate monsters, save some kingdoms, shoot a few gods in the butt, raid the Underworld and steal loot from evil people. Polish your shield and make sure you’ve got arrows in your quiver. If that doesn’t work, then I don’t know what will. That should be plenty.ěy the time you finish reading about how miserable their lives were – what with the poisonings, the betrayals, the mutilations, the murders, the psychopathic family members and the flesh-eating barnyard animals – you should feel better about your own existence. They boldly screwed up where no one had screwed up before. I’ve had some bad experiences in my time, but the heroes I’m going to tell you about were the original old-school hard-luck cases. I’m a modern-day demigod – the son of Poseidon. They totally got the short end of theĜelestial stick.īy the way, if you don’t know me, my name is Percy Jackson. No matter how much you think your life sucks, these guys and gals had it worse. If you’re looking to fight monsters yourself, these stories might help you avoid some common mistakes – like staring Medusa in the face, or buying a used mattress from any dude namedĜrusty.īut the best reason to read about the old Greek heroes is to make yourself feel better. Then they promised me a year’s supply of free pepperoni pizza, plus all the blue jelly beans I could eat. The publisher was like, ‘Oh, you did such a great job writing about the Greek gods last year! We want you to write another book about theĚncient Greek heroes! It’ll be so cool!’Īnd I was like, ‘Guys, I’m dyslexic. Percy Jackson/KaneĜhroniclesĚdventures (ebooks): THE SON OF SOBEK PERCY JACKSONĚND THEěATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH JASONğINDSĚ RUG THAT REALLY TIES THE KINGDOM TOGETHER THREE PIECES OFğRUIT: THE ULTIMATEĝEATH MATCH THESEUS SLAYS THE MIGHTY – OH, LOOK!ĚěUNNY RABBIT!ĪTALANTA VS. OTRERA INVENTS THEĚMAZONS (WITHğREE TWO-DAY SHIPPING!)ĭAEDALUS INVENTS PRETTY MUCHĞVERYTHINGĞLSE
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